Straight Shota/moms thread?
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Gmask
>>702537021
That was '08 try again
That one time 4chan died for a bit b/c of TheRowan, I think it happened n '05????
It's been 77-83 degrees in my apartment every day for the entire summer. even during the night, regardless if i open or close windows, or use my portable AC
the only break i get is when it rains, but the humidity before the rain is fucking retarded.
Showering helps sometimes but usually just makes my skin wet and cold for a few minutes more than anything then its back to sweat city.
also yes i'm a fatty, but well under 300 pounds. being fat in the summer blows horse cock, imagine it like you have to wear track suit everywhere you go and you can't take off.
can't wait for fall when everything cools off.
>>702534367
eat less
stop drinking soda
stop being a bitch
Hey guys its me again.
I'm about to have sex for the first time with a virgin girl. And I'm scared out of my mind right now about what to expect and if I'll get caught.
I herd that popping a cherry makes a loud noise, kinda like a shotgun going off to warn family members of the sexual act being committed on their daughter.
I'm afraid of her family hearing it and come breaking thru the door to kick my ***.
Is there a way I can suppress this cherry pop? Would a condom help? Can I put a pillow between my dick and her pussy to
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>>702534504
The fuck even is this b8? Either underage B& or heavily autistic.
>>702534504
>I herd that popping a cherry makes a loud noise, kinda like a shotgun going off to warn family members of the sexual act being committed on their daughter
I can;t even fucking breathe OP
>>702534686
Don't see how my artistic talent has anything to do with this
what does dinosaur meat taste like?
>>702537679
chicken
>>702537679
Tastes like chicken.
t. Rex
Chicken
Tell me a story /b/.....
>be me
>Youngling
>Anakin kills me
>die
>THE END
Before you were born, a black man cucked me and came in your mother
>>702536154
>>702536093
Gonna cock some girls for a bit
Can you do my girl op
>>702535907
have at it OP
1. Post actual good memes from the golden times.
2. Ignore shitposters.
>>702536895
/b/ what is this? I'm in Jersey. Never seen such a thing.
thats a bug fam
Don't touch it, the horns will sting you.
sink posting
>>702535567
Hot, I like the big bowls.
Anyone seen the new Hypodermic model? Heard she's fucking hot as hell.
>>702535567
i fucking love small and petite sinks
>>702535567
moderators please assist, please help moderators