FB/IG Thread || Gorgeous girls only edition
-job
-salary
-what college degree you have if any
-if you're using anything you learned from said college degree
>residential satellite install tech
>w2 says I just barely cleared 70k last year
>associates in electrical engineering
>don't really use it at all. Problem solving I guess but none of the actual math or science. Many don't even have degrees in my field.
How do I kill myself without pain? I do not have acces to guns. Nothing too complicated, I am retarded.
crush in a blender 20 apple cores for easy cyanide
>>768101429
Pain is a 4 letter word. And so is life
>>768101429
take a bunch of Ativan and hang yourself, if you time it properly you can pass out and drop, if that makes any sense
Vola?
Bump?
>>768099209
YES
This fucking thread again: ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>768101522
What it's like being a wizard?
Try a prostitute dud
>>768101579
My powers are beyond your comprehension.
>>768101580
Would address the symptom and not the underlying cause which is that I have no game.
Creepshot Thread
ITT: Post your dirtiest and best true sex stories
I'll start
>be 16
>have been with gf for a year
>gf is about 30cm shorter than me, has dark brown hair, big blue/green eyes and a curvy body with an ass to die for
>extended family are all gathering at my aunt and uncle's house about a 3 hour drive away
>mum's driving, gf and are are sitting in the back with a blanket covering us as it's very cold
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>>768096778
(2/2)
>cousin and parents say gf and I can stay in the same room 'cos they're awesome
>immediatly go to our room, which is actually the playroom for my cousin's kids who were 3 and 5, with a mattress on the floor
>gf demands that I fuck her, says she's been achingly horny the whole car ride
>I go to shut the door
>everybody walk th-
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>>768096803
>>768096778
Sorry about all the typos, shit
Forgot to mention that my cousin's kids, despite running past our room several times, never looked in or saw us miraculously
I've always wondered what my gf would've done if they saw us
>OP thinks he looks like the pic in OP
I am back. Same rules as last time: Give Me some kind of request, add a hot pic to it, and I’ll do it if at least somewhat reasonable. I do tolerate some pain. My anus still hurts from last time.
I might add that I delivered almost everything
>>768104604
that thing is tiny anon
>>768105103
I like your legs though. I would let you give me some fuck.
Cock rate thread
Out of 10, what's average anyway?
>>768101661
What do you mean out of 10 whats average anyway? 5/10... Right in the middle. Or do you mean size where 5.5 - 6 is the average.
why not
Irish girls thread
Let's give the Dublin girls some love
Bump