Ok, you degenerates. I need you to brainstorm with me. Here's the situation:
>be me
>work in an office complex with too few parking spaces for the people who work there, and the spaces are small to boot
>if you're the last one there, you're gonna have to walk
>w/e, im not a hamplanet, i can walk if i have to
>problem is, there are *several* perpetually bad parkers in the lot
>pic
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>>70365108 Clog his exhaust
>>703651089
Inb4 potato in exhaust, keying his car, etc.
Those are obvious and he may reconnect the dots that it's the person whose car he keyed taking revenge. Keep in mind this happened months ago, and I've taken steps to not antagonize him again in the hopes he won't even think of my car when i finally exact revenge.
If i were going to go the exhaust route, id use 1/4" tubing attached to the end of a can of expansion foam shoved as far into his tail pipe as possible. But even that is obvious...
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>>703651089
What the fuck do you want us to say, dude? You wanna set off a bomb in his car or something?
The natural course for escalation is for you to key his car AND a little extra, which in turn will turn into THAT plus a little extra on you next time, building up until you are both litearlly shitting death on each other.
Now, wouldn't you rather just leave this fucking idiot alone and move on with your life, or do you want to be locked in a weird - by proxy - terroristic struggle between your car and...
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sissy thread
i think i could ignore its penis. looks cute otherwise. got any more pics of that thing?
>>703650639
>>703650639
higher res?
ITT we are employees in pic related on 9/11/2001 at 8AM
>>703654202
Wow sure is nice out, not a cloud in the sky
>>703654302
Man I wish I was on a higher floor, all I see down here are buildings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAyF8KmXORw
feels tread
>old
>much money
get a fucking job?
>>703651612
>9gag
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703637604
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Eru Claim
>>703653593
Kinda like that.
>>703655889
Slow thread is slow.
>>703653519
I return with the supplies!
Tomorrow, I bake a devil's food cake with purple frosting and blue accents, its gonna look nice!
Secret story time thread
tell us your secret stories you wont tell no one us
i'll go first:
>be me
>fap to bella thorne more than anyone
>fapping spree for about a month
>fap so much tell my friends
>think im wierd
>doilooklikeicarenigger.png
>google again ready for fap
>read her info by accident
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>>703635213
If anything you're a hebephile
14yos these days look like adults and act like hormone controlled sluts so don't be ashamed
>>703635800
so i dont have to killmyself for being a dirty pedo for fapping tot his?
and this
>>703628688
this plz op
I wish she could suck me dry, than keep sucking and the last thing i would see before i faint would be her eyes.
Game of /b/ros
what is dead my never die edition
Get in
>Aegor
>>703650330
oh shit >>703650348
here
>>703650397
woah
this is some x files shit my friend what do we do now
Sup guys,
i have a kinda weird problem.
i am 22 years old and i am with my girlfriend for 2 years now.
she is my first gf and the only girl i fucked
i love her and she loves me and stuff, in her opinion this is the perfect relationship and we're definitely gonna marry at some point (it really seems like that)
my problem is, that the relationship is to good working. i cant imagine it to end at some point and i am afraid of never fucking anyother girl.
this drives me crazy i really want to put my dick in thousands of other bitches...
i am not
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>>703649608
1. You're not going to fuck a bunch of chicks. Maybe a couple.
2. A couple sluts aren't worth ruining your relationship.
3. Banging sluts gets old.
>>703649608
you are a piece of shit
wow interesting problem. have you tried going and fucking yourself?
Thicc thread
Dub
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