>Be me
>Live in Spain
>Wake up with our anthem Cara al Sol
>This is going to be a puta madre day
>Go to a bullfighting
>Be the bullfighter
>Kill the bull like an alpha male
>Go back home
>Siesta time
>Wake up
>Dance sevillanas while
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>>768125356
>hijo de puta
>hay que decirlo mas
>republican colors
>franquist coat of arms
wtf?
>>768126110
Normal self-hating spaniard or a very good troll
ITT, post some good reaction images. I recently wiped my computer and need to fill my folder back up.
>>768129722
>>768129722
bump
>>768129722
I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer today.
Ask me anything
how do i not get pancreatic cancer
>>768128157
What did u do to get pancreatic cancer
>>768128347
The only true safe way to AVOID any kind of cancer is simply "don't come to life". By living, you are accepting the risk.
Hey /b/ois, 18yo virgin here with phimosis.
I have a girlfriend for about 3 months now and she wants to have sex on the weekend. The thing is that It's pretty painful to pull my foreskin back. Any advice?
>>768130408
should have been stretching that shit.
>>768130408
coonot oil lots of it then its np
>>768130473
Is stretching really working?
Hi /b/.
I have a problem and I need your help.
I am in every aspect a pretty normal, functional human being. I have friends, I had a long-term girlfriends for almost 10 years, I have a great family, and I have a high-performance job that I really feel I can do for the rest of my life and that will probably support my every financial need. I had a normal life growing up with both my loving parents and siblings. I watch some tv, I play vidya, I fap to normal porn, I enjoy having a beer now and then. I really enjoy all of this.
I am a completely normal person, no one would
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You ever do drugs?
>>768126464
Not really, I have smoked some weed when I was in school but nothing more. I don't enjoy smoking anymore.
Sounds like anhedonia to me. You sound like you have a good life. Maybe go to a doctor? Or you could take some psychedelics, they can help with this sort of thing. Shrooms or lsd
You know the drill. Tits for trips. Dubs gets ass. With face.
>>768127026
roll
>>768127026
roll
>>768127026
ITT we claim our ASMR waifus
pic related
ASMR is for soyboy beta mail fucks
>>768126879
The fuck is a waifu?
I have a fascination towards Rape Videos. Even though I'm not going to attempt something that cruel, I enjoy watching the videos. Took me a white to find some 2 real videos of rape. But, can anyone suggest me some links where I can find some real rape videos
>>768128068
What he said
Laws for women:
1) Must be within the age bracket of 18-39. If the woman exceeds this, she must be willing to undergo plastic surgery to correct obvious signs of aging.
2) Must have C-cup or better breasts. Breasts must not register at all on the ptosis scale.
3) Must have less than 20% body fat.
4) Must not be taller or heavier then the man.
5) Must not have unnaturally colored hair.
6) Must not have hair on her legs, under her arms, on her pubic region, or any other location besides her head.
7) Must be able to cook and clean with skill and efficiency.
8)...
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>>768128068
xrares.com
As requested, new corpse thread.
Part 1 >>768116564
6 days sober after 8+ years of using alcohol to cope with necrophilia
if anyone wants you can ask a mentally ill necrophile anything (that's not incriminating obviously)
I'll be dumping some more pics, feel free to join in
>>768131671
Trying to post some less rotten stuff but I'm starting to run low
>>768131671
Hello again, from eyeless girl man with the imaginary friend.
What a sentence.
>>768131750
https://www facebook com/ kaylor.shea
her faggot nephew was ding dong ditching, and got beat up by some guy he pranked. go say something nice to her to comfort her and definitely send prayers and positive vibes /b/
do you have any nudes of him?
>>768129825
go ask her
>>768129825
https:// www facebook com/profile.php?id=100011802172790
thats him you can ask him for nudes