Stupidest shit youve done while horny
Fucked my bed
In my youth when I had discovered the joy of masturbating I used to experiment with different things to help with my jerking. I'll never forget how glorious icy hot felt when I used it. That is before the terrible soul crushing burning happened. Nothing like napalming your own urethra with icy hot...
>>703921716
how the fuck do you manage to do that, rub your dick against your bed?
Celebs you'd most like to see naked.
You have a GAY NIGHTCLUB
What will you name it?
>>703916532
OP's Lounge
>>703916532
OP's
newt-gingricht
FB fap again
Most of left?
Hunger Games Travel to Mexico City edition.
Post 48 tributes
I'm little newfag hosting HG
Rules
not exactly samefagging
No 5
Skynet
Assad
GUYS !
My sister is fucking crying in her room because I tried to do things to her when she was asleep
What can I do now ? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gt5sT0wBIE
>>703914674
kys feg.
>>703914878
Wow
>>703914674
continue
When did you realize you can't trust females?
When I found out why my mom and dad divorced. (Mom slept with multiple men) got caught, then proceeded to do it to her now second divorced husband, and her current boyfriend
>>703914611
>8/10 female: I love you Anon!
>anon: oh neat, wanna hang out?
>female: I actually don't wanna... I have a crush on this other guy...
>>703914611
When I realized that there's a natural distrust of men.
I can't get comfortable around someone that would constantly plot contingency plans around me just because I was born with a different flesh flap than her.
Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
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Claiming Felix
Hot as fuck outside
Calamity-masu'd
Mods delete other thread?
R34 bread
>> help i haven't jacked off in a week
>>703918498
Bump
She is like my ultimate Waifu.<3 <3 <3
I love you Amy you sexy pink slut
Deutscher Faden
#nichtoriginaledition
Fragen stellt ihr selbst
>>703915423
behindert?
Fickt euch alle ich hol mir jetzt ein runter
>>703915544
Boah junge halt deine scheiß fresse ich ficke dich