What's the most painful thing you have experienced?
My uncle slid a phillips screwdriver down my pee hole. I was 8
Paper cut on penis
>>704192251
Separated shoulder.
When the bone pops out it rests on a nerve bundle and the sensation is hard to describe beyond really fucking painful.
Wrong number
Dubs or 69 gets next reply
>>704190678
nah she died but whatever lol you dtf?
>>704190844
Win.
Wanna jerk to this hot milf /b/? rate her outta 10? Shall i send her a pic of my dick on her pic on fb and upload proof here?
>>704183451
Nah, but dew it
DO IT
you little fisher
>>704184648
wanna see some more of her pics so we can choose the best one?
>>704183451
>>704184822
Sure. But you won't do it.
ITT: Things you are too embarrassed to admit to anyone but anonymous
>scoliosisfag
>5"0 manlet
>broke & jobless atm
>so horny all the time
>so desperate to fulfill sexual needs, almost willing to meet up with 50 year old men for gay sex
>have before
>always regret it after
I need to orgasm damnit
wtf just admit your gay dont be ashamed, no one is desperate enought to do that, i fucked prostitutes but never gone guy
>>704170603
Nice bleach
>>704170603
Brother, you're me aside from the homosexual shit. I'm 5'0 also, don't let it bring you down. Ive done some awesome things as a 'manlet'. I'm in pain management also (assuming you are). I just got a job last week though. Get a job for yourself man, it doesn't have to be a good one for now too. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself anon.
Don't be embarassed about that stuff holmes, get some female ass.
celeb thread continued
How do we fix this /b/?
We don't
>>704180448
It'll be fixed when Hillary dominates Trump in the debates, and everything shifts hard to the left.
>>704180942
They both are god awful at debates
this will happen to countless white girls in Sweden tonight.
How does that make you feel?
nice, im a brownie in norway myself ;)
it obviously bothers you whiteboy.
Swed here. I'll just sit in my apartment with my coffee and kalles kaviar and laugh at how dumb internet is.
>>704176897
Horny
The bread never ends.
Keep it simple, keep it straight.
Would you ever marry a pornstar and start a family with her despite her past?
i'm a girl btw
Im almost 40...10 years ago i seriously dated an ex dancer who did movies...not a big pornstar., mostly lesbian stuff, no niggers. I really liked her but the porn really bugged me, despite my own faults. She ended up just stopped calling me one day...i guess for the better...she ended up marrying a nice christian guy like ned flanders
>>704188369
I don't see why not. As long as he is doesn't have many surgeries done on her to make her move fake then human.
Post some cute fuckboys
bumping