Saw my sister masterbating last night. Parents are leaveing for a wedding right now a few hours aways. Sister comes home at 3. Want her to see me naked. Trips decides my plan
>>704569811
>Take cloths off
>Wait in front of door
>???
>Profit
>>704569811
Pretend to be asleep on couch, leave what you want her to see exposed, ffs none of this is rocket surgery...
Leave bedroom door closed but not 100% (not latched, etc)
Jerk off watching porn with headphone on but sound muted, etc (so you can hear her come in)
Make slight grunting/jerking noises when you know she's gotten home
She'll walk in or look in but you can play it off cause you didn't hear her come home
>always cum in under 3 mins with girlfriend
>she starts making me eat her out before each fuck
>always holds my head and forces me into her pussy
>one time i cum while eating her out
>she laughs like crazy
>makes me put a towel down for my dick before i eat her out
>sex life morphs to her orgasming then her holding my head while i hump the bed
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wish I had a gf
>>704556699
how many inches?
also checkd
That sucks op. Have u been with others? I've always had above average cardio then recently I dated a girl for like 2 months and I found sex with her felt uncomfortable and I would finish in under 5 mins like 80% of the time. It was embarrassing and demoralizing for me. Broke up with her though and had sex a few times with a different ex to see if I was broken. Back to my usual studliness with her though lol. If ur girl likes and and so do u then w/e but if it's bumming u out and u haven't tried others then I would suggest shopping around
Hello, /b/.
Time to go to war!
What colours are the greatest?
Take up the fight for your colour and crush all other colours.
Will update regularly.
GO!
>>704575449
Rolling for purple.
Let the greens conquer everything
>>704575449
Orange 4 lyf
10/10s
http://www.strawpoll.me/11248578
>>704572322
shes polish lmao no way 10/10
>son comes home
>looks like this
Wat do?
fug him
>>704564232
nothing
>>704564232
>Damnit Carl!
worst terrorist ever
>>704570631
Confirmed?
Looks shoopy
>>704570631
he is a hero
Daily reminder that she's going to win.
At this point, it's only a matter of who's already butthurt about it, and who's already welcoming our new Madam President.
>>704566579
If she were running against anyone other than Trump she would already be the winner. Because she would have already either threatened or paid off who she was running against.
Trump isn't a saint and isn't the best choice, but between him and her I will vote him each and every time.
I would rather have a racist bigot that isn't afraid of speaking his mind than a deceitful, manipulative cunt who will do anything she can to get what she wants.
She will win the next two elections people will be more mad the second time
>>704566579
u know she ded right?
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Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
2. Ist euer Leben schön?
3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
wer holt sich ne VR-Brile?
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
Nein
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
Sgeht
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
Zuviel
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
Nein
>>704568381
>1. Glaubt ihr an Karma?
ja, fisker karma
ba dumm tss
(ist n sportwagen)
>2. Ist euer Leben schön?
joar, ich hatte so viel sex dass ich jetzt wo ich alt genug für ne midlife crisis wäre keine bekomme
>3. Wieviel Geld gebt ihr für Blödsinn aus?
150 euro für n gebrauchtes iphone 4s...
hey es ist wie neu, also fickt euch
>4. Habt ihr Haustiere?
dieser eine weberknecht...
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