REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>705300474
sure jan
I want more
Hey /b/.
I tried to kill myself today.
Hospital stitched me up and sent me on my way.
Believed my bull shit story about falling on a piece of metal...
How was your day?
>>705299247
kill yourself
Good. Some idiot came in saying he cut himself on metal or some shit. Had to stitch him up. What a fag
Roll for sex slave
0 gets to pick any
>>705288027
They see me rolling, in this shitty thread.
>>705288250
O shit u lucked out. Take your pick
hi people.
ask a 40 something year old man who used to get blowjobs from his mother when he was 12 anything.
picture from when things happened.
who was your favorite thundercat?
Snarf fags need not answer.
Was the ass fat?
>>705280182
>who was your favorite thundercat?
panthro. i liked his tank. used to draw it all over my notebooks.
>>705280316
no. she was slim.
What's your embarrassing fetish?
>>705292315
Extreme torture porn
http://frtyd.com/go/bcAW_bAaEj/damagethelilslut
>>705292315
mom son incest, real or simulated, I cant jerk off unless its an older mom fucking her son.
>>705292315
Cuckolding
I don't actually want it to happen to me nor do I want to be the one doing it but I do enjoy watching others get cuckolded.
I'm really confused why I like it
It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
I once snuck into a dude who stole my gf from men's backyard and stole all the marijuana he was growing in his backyard. (I live in Colorado so it was technically legal) it wasn't ready to be smoked so I piled it in a school playground and poured gasoline on it and burnt it all. True story
Not being full of myself just completely honest I'm not terrible looking and I have a decent personality and I've always been a great friend but currently have absolutely no friends due to lack of social interaction and investing in the wrong people. I am not great at school and currently have no job and I am 18. I have a boyfriend who is a great scholar and will probably be very successful. Idk wtf to do with my life after breaking it off with my alcoholic abusive best friend
>>705286777
Even if that happened, I wonder what the point would be.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705292209
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't
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OG Drink Flavoring reporting
Claiming Felix
Where the fuck is the ylyl
>mfw no ylyl
Loli voice acting thread
I will be voicing anything you want in a loli voice here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXH 3u_CDPQY
>>705295593
"I need my daddys milk to grow. Feed me!"
1. Ohayou, oniichan!
2. Oniichan, ohayou.
Incestious noises with moaning and "daddy" thrown in
new thread faggots
>>705298488
Finally
OMG I need the video
upload vid for all