>be you
>your mom opens the door to the basement
>"anon, there's someone up here saying they're ready to fuck..."
>you yell out "HOLY FUCKING AUTISM, MOM! WHO IS IT?"
>your mom says "Roll and find out, you weird looking shoe elf"
ROLL AND FIND OUT WHO YOU'RE FUCKING TONIGHT!
I'll start and I am going to fuck the shit out of whoever it is because I know
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>>705404485
OP here.
FML
>>705404485
shitbutwillrollanyways
ariana grande get
Pic below yours is your steam profile pic for a week
(if gore or porn you can go down to the next one)
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Sanders finally grabs another win in South Carolina!
======ROLLING FOR MINNESOTA======
No Write-In candidates (Sorry Cruz, maybe next round.)
The lone exception to the write-in rule is if you roll quads, then your write-in candidate will replace the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs.
If the election goes to the house, the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs will be eliminated, and trips will decide the winner.
Roll for a candidate by having one of the following in your reply: The candidates name, their slogan, or their running
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>>705410443
BERNIE
>>705410443
MAGA MAGA
>>705410443
TRUMP
Name one reason to get circumcised.
Protip: You can't
>>705384221
well it looks nicer. And it cuts down AIDS slightly. Like a condom does. But a condom is better than it. And less painful. if you have a hygiene "issue" or live in africa, it will smell nicer, and be cleaner, but in first world country and second world counters, and the majority of third world countries that is not a issue. So apart from it looking nice, you cant really
>>705384722
How the fuck does a circumcised penis look nicer?
>>705385197
it's accepted fact man ask any girl who's seen both in person
Milf thread let's goooo
bump
Bump
Alright since OP was a faggot last thread, trips decide what I do. Can be anything. Trips because I'll actually deliver. Just really bored
If you arent cut, cut off your foreskin. If you are cut, cut off your toe.
Inject your dick with coca cola
Rip off all toenails
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Clinton grabs the lead with a win in Utah!
======ROLLING FOR KANSAS======
No Write-In candidates (Sorry Cruz, maybe next round.)
The lone exception to the write-in rule is if you roll quads, then your write-in candidate will replace the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs.
If the election goes to the house, the candidate with the lowest amount of EVs will be eliminated, and trips will decide the winner.
Roll for a candidate by having one of the following in your reply: The candidates name, their slogan, or their running mate's
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>>705406811
MAGA MAGA MAGA
>>705406811
HILLZ
>>705406811
sanders/stein
Faces of /b/ thread
I'm trying to hide my missing chin in this one
bumping with an even gayer picture
>>705391607
yo asuh dude xd
Creepshot thread #2 >>705382430 hit image limit
It's anon and his wacky school shots here, gonna cont. where i left off.
24/?
Feel free to post anything you have.
>>705399556
25/?
>>705399670
26/?
Is it even possible to hate C.H.A.D.?
>>705399820
27/?
Didn't see a ride started. It should never end.
Keep it simple, keep it straight.
Stronk Sunday!
>>705402354
Howdy bud.
>>705402354