>>705535924
I can't. Sorry. I'll tell you about it later, though.
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i only need one
harambe XD
>>705536160
ez shit
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s/fur
>>705528767
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks...
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g/fur
There are already two s/fur-threads up. Let's get one of these too
>>705536101
bumping a little bit, hoping others join in before I evetually hit the hay
>>705536197
i gief this
perfect ass thread, lads
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Welcome to /b/ Election Hub! Today we will learn who will become the 45th President of the United States of America! Your candidates (and their running mates) are...
Donald Trump/Mike Pence
Bernie Sanders/Jill Stein
Ron Paul/Gary Johnson
Vermin Supreme/Deez Nutz
We will learn where the first chips fall in the great northern state of...
======ROLLING FOR ALASKA======
No candidates not part of the 4 listed here (Sanders/Trump/Paul/Supreme), Sorry Clinton, maybe next time.
A candidate not in the 4 IS allowed to replace the candidate
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Paul
>>705532671
cant stump the trump
>>705532671
trump train go
I've been in an 8 year relationship with my girlfriend.
We usually don't communicate in public over facebook, but two weeks ago I posted pic related and tagged her in itbecause I thought it was cute and it reminded me of her.
I tagged her in it but she didn't share it on her page, she didn't even "like" it but sent me a message saying it was funny.
A few hours later she deleted her facebook.
Since then she admitted she was embarrassed (she's always been shy) and had been thinking about getting off facebook for awhile
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Yes
>>705533470
wut
you are so fucking insecure. kill yourself or man up
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>705527975
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
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>>705535173
my last break was 3 years, but I still came back, did I not? plus you didn't know me then. you'd be fine if I left anyway, you have plenty of *real* friends~
>>705535242
that's one of my fetishes. build up people's expectations and then watch the despair as they learn what a boring worthless piece of garbage I am~
>>705534742
I'm looking at minoring in either Information Security or Computer Forensics, maybe both, but I haven't decided yet.
>>705534980
Alright cool
>>705534996
He's a big ol tough bear of doom.
>quicksave before declaring war on literally everyone.
Rekt
>>705530866
Bread
Feels thread? Feels thread
>be 13, at a band sponsored swimming party
>see 6.5/10 girl with an okay body, but to me, this was glorious
>I go up, talk to her, she seems into me
>get to know her name, she seems pretty nice, turns out she's 2 years older than me
>get her number through a friend like a betafag
>text her, things go really well, and we decided to date
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Yes
>>705520665
listening
bump
More pics we promised not to share
lets share gfs and ex gf or other ppl we know. add me on kik. henry.schwab