Drawthread:
Lewd classics edition.
OP is a faggot
>>768241936
beautiful
>>768242090
>yea, and i usually don't draw lewds but i need to practice
Practice? How is your skill in drawing machines/vehicles?
/b/, how did you lose her or him?
>>768235869
I was too nice of a beta. she liked aggressive alphas. Last I heard she was married an abusive alcoholic who refuses to let her use social media.
So I guess that'll show her?
>>768236075
Same situation as well
They lost me... Right? Right, /b/ros?
What do you think of this milf?
>go to your local Craigslist free section
>post the most depressing thing you see
still one of the best
>>768237839
Great
What's the sluttiest thing you've done? Gay or straight...
>be me, 18mtf, pre-hrt, summer after graduating
>was only openly bi guy in friend group, just a kinny guy who dressed slightly fem and was flamboyant af
>was at a party at a friend's house
>another girl im friends with shows up with a big group, mostly people we know but a few we don't. one really cute guy was with them
>i'm playing a drinking game, forget what it's called but it's like flip cup mixed with beer pong
>he's sitting on the couch and im in front of him, but facing away from him
>look back a few times and catch him just deadlock staring at my ass
>I was wearing those super expensive buckle jeans with the jewels and fancy ass pockets but I was wearing a pair of the girl's ones, think they were miss me idk i dont wear that shit anymore
>every time ball would fall off table, instead of couching, i would like knees-locked bend ovver to pick it up
>every time, he'd be staring at my ass
>go up to girl who knows him and ask her what his deal is "totally keeps checking me out"
>she tells me she doesn't know him, that he's a friend of one of her guy friends, just that he's older and gay
>jackpot.jpg
>go sit next to him after game's over, tell him I have vodka ask if he wants to do shots
>we take pulls from my bottle and i start to get really drunk and a little touchy
>learn that he's a junior at one of the local colleges, just got out of ltr
>so my friends house has a basement but it was like his dad's man cave, nobody was allowed down there
>I tell him that im going to the basement and i "dont want him to follow me" but i tried to say it drunkenly seductively
>i go down and am waiting for him
>5 min go by and he's not there
>walk up to door and walk out and look at him and do a "come here" motion with my finger
>he follows and i take him to the couch, i undo my jeans and bend over the couch, pull my jeans down just below my ass and pull out a condom and put it on top of my ass and just say
>"mount me"
drank cum out of a used condom once with a straw i took out of a mcdonalds cup
>>768234326
> ex gf and I did anal 4 or 5 times in over 7 years.
> One of these times, I pounded in her ass and fucked her with a cucumber in her pussy.
> friend came for super one day after
> We had steaks and salad.
> I recycled that cucumber let undamaged and peeled the flesh
> Good salad.
> I told...
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Chubby
If the Yuan ends up surpassing the USD in value, and China becomes the new global superpower, what will our future look like?
How will US living conditions compare to what they are today? How about Chinese living conditions?
>>768237993
Chink here. It will probably be better than the US because China is progressing. I mean the technology is already advanced in some way that surpasses the states. http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/business/tech/2017-09/20/content_32252592.htm
>>768237993
>China becomes the new global superpower
Their economy is based completly on the USD, if they do anything wrong we will dimple default on our debt, and they have decades of promises to their people in the fashion of bank notes.
They wont ever become anything but what the USA wants them to become
>>768238227
the problem with China is that the people who rule it don't give a shit about humanity
The NRA is a terrorist organization
>>768242943
So is ISIS, what's your point?
Roll with me
>>768240094
God damn it, i always end up with evens in the OP.
Luckily i get odds on the re-roll. Watch this: Re-Roll!
roll
>>768240200
Are you fucking shitting me....
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