Welp it finally happened to me boys. Mother fucking Sleep Paralysis.
>Was sleeping face down on my bed.
>Comfy as hell with my face coming out the side of the pillow so i can breathe.
>Try to wake up
>Can't wake up
>Wakemeupinside.jpg
>Holy fuck am i trying to move
>cant
>All i can do is feel my right leg's muscles
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That was a ghost, bro.
Yeah yeah very scary so when can I leave? There is always going to be some bogeyman to say no
>>707303634
> I hope not.
/nzg/ - New Zealand Shitposting General: NO Shitposting Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
Dunedin reporting in
Saving your shit-house thread from the doomed 404
Loli Marathon 2016
Level 77
Previous Thread: >>707304670
Been a long time since I've posted loli
More lingerie/latex and less toddlers pls
Let's be honest, Trump completely dominated tonight
>>707299757
Tbh with this comment he won the entire thing
>>707299757
he's not going to be president lol
>google image search last 4 digits of your post
>scroll until you find first picture of woman
>she is now the only woman you can have sex with for the rest of your life
post results
Additional rules:
>if picture of multiple woman you get to choose one
>drawings don't count (except you want them too)
>if nothing shows up, reroll
Sounds fun let me se here
>>707304620
Yolo
Kik sloot thread
Hornyhelper79 slut loves big dicks and exposure
>>707271081
hornyhelper79
Proof of conversation? Or another troll profile?
Bump
Loli Marathon 2016
Level 76
Previous Thread: >>707302520
FB fap thread
Anyone else want to use her?
>>707302496
good work OP
>>707302496
OP wasnt a faggot for once!!thx!!
>>707302496
maybe i can fit in this video before dinner
>>707302496
bumping for /b/ros
Feel with me /b/ros
>>707292213
bump
gets me every fucking time