tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating
>>707837466
>be tired after work
>be in my room jerking off
>finish
>mum opens door and gives me a nasty look and says "you're getting close to the edge"
i would pass out mid-fap back in those days because i was so tired, so she might have walked in during and i didn't even notice.
on the plus side, she ALWAYS knocks now.
>>707837718
>you're getting close to the edge
what the fuck does that eve mean?
>>707837466
Never. I have really good hearing.
Would you fuck her?
/b/ would fuck anything
>>707835532
>>707835532
more honeymoon pics OP? share away!
bump
>>707839983
more
sure
>>707839983
>my gf
This is not your girlfriend. You're a lonely teenage retard who jerks off to facebook photos. You're a loser, kid. You know it. I know it. And if the girl in this picture has ever had the misfortune of meeting you, she knows it, too. Fuck off with this cringe.
I don't think there's any question on who is gonna win the election.
>>707841311
It's like Alien vs Predator. No matter who wins, we lose.
>>707841311
Lol I'm a Trump supporter, but you're clearly a moron if you can't understand the context of both photos. Come on dude. Be impartial. Don't be one of those fuckers. Have integrity.
>>707841311
They're going to rig it. Don't you know nothing about polyticks?
Celeb thread
Are Jews evil? Discuss.
some of them are
yes
>>707833982
Some of them.
Blowjob thread. We need more cocksuckers.
Bump
YLYL
what's the gayest thing you're ever done?
>>707835356
Planted a pansy
>>707835356
let an oldfag to jerk me off. I needed a new VGA
>>707835486
I'm guessing that's gay slang for some kind of unspeakable perversion
ITT: Ask a 30 something year old man who used to make love to his sister anything.
I will answer all your incest related questions.
Se habla espanol.
>pic not her. just some girl pic i got here.
>>707832216
what went wrong with your birth
>>707832307
i was premature. came out two days early. but i like to get a head start on everything.
>>707832430
i fuckin knew it! i'm gonna be a doctor!