I've drank about .8L of vodka in 24 hours. I've never been this drunk before. This is simply not sustainable and I need to stop drinking. How fucked am I?
0.8 L of Vodka in 24 hours is nothing. Many people drink that much in a few hours.
>>768390836
>.8
I thought that said 8 liters when I clicked this thread and was almost impressed
You're a pussy, OP. sage
>>768390836
ruskies and kurwalanders drink more everyday
fuck, marry, kill?
>>768391893
kill, fuck, marry
>>768392036
marry kill fuck
>>768392036
kill,fuck,marry
post a clothed pic of your gf/wife and write a number between 0-9. Anons demand specific pics and if they get the last digit while answering to your post you'll have to provide.
I'll start with my 19 y/o gf and number 2
got plenty of content from her.
any interest?
>>768394001
Fully nude
Blow
>be me
>530 Lbs of mummy's golden child
>sitting on toilet squeezing out a big poo that I've held for a day
>finally drops out along with a BRRRRRAPPPPPPFFPPPPTHTHTHTPPP
>look in the bowl at my masterpiece, skidmarks longer than the BMW M6
>"Mummy, MUMMY, come and see what I did!"
>mum unlocks the door from the outside using the special key
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enojy life when ur mom dies
This is a story about how your mom is disgusting and completely retarded
>Life at mumsie’s house
>Internet mummy pays for
>Mikiru body pillow waifu that so crusty she’s poseabe now
>Keep pee pee in pants at table
>Take our pee pee bottles
>Use toilet
>Wash hands before din din
>Keep vidja down while mommy sleeps between her 3 jobs
>Change mlp underwear you bought a little girls 6 pack of and had mommy sew together to fit your healthy 345 pound frame every few days or so
>All worth sweet, sweet, gbp
>Cash in for tendies, new vidjas, mtg cards, and mlp dvds
How can sage cucks compete with NEET life? I have all I could ever want!
Celeb On/Offs or just nudes.
Hairy Pussy thread
>>768384721
Ex
Ex here too, last I heard she was looking for a sperm donor so she could become a single mom.
> You're literal 10/10 girl thread
>>768383900
>You're literal 10/10 girl
y-you really think so?
Daily reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness and the only cure for this is a bullet to the head, all faggots and faggot sympathisers are NOT welcome on this planet. Swiftly and subtly kill yourselves so that God can quickly pass his divine judgment upon you, filthy fucking degenerates. As it is written in the Bible...
You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. (Leviticus
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>>768387025
This
>>768387025
lol do something bitch
>>768387025
You seem really lonely. I'm sorry.
new tribute thread
"Tribute"?! What a fucking retard faggot concept. GTFO of /b/, faggot. Seriously. This is fucking vile.
>>768392136
want more of her?
tribute her pls
Is it gay to find vaginas disgusting?
>>768390940
No, but how is an asshole less disgusting?
>>768390940
After two expensive divorces, when I see cunt I hold on tight to my wallet.
>>768390940
yes