Waifu claiming thread.
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>>708473992
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>>708499174
Nice pic
YLYL bread. Post the funniest shit you have
I smell butthurt
>>708503394
This pic can't be true, abc/nbc would never publicly admit more people like trump than like clinton
>>708503394
I am from the future, Trump wins all but one state.
>>708503822
Im sorry but the people who think that the media hates trump are retarded
The media LOVES trump
Can we get a fat chick thread going?
fappy time !
roll
roll 'em
Roll pls
Would /B/ be willing to help take down a 15y/o faggot who assaulted my 12y/o sister? Cops won't do anything about it.
>faggot asks sister to come over
>sister is really stupid and thinks "omg a boy likes me"
>she goes over
>they chill
>he suddenly kisses her
>she says no
>he pushes her on the ground and puts his hand under her shirt
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>>708497790
not your personal army... man the fuck up and deal with it yourself, just go and bash the living fuck out of him, if your under 18 cops can't do anything to you
>>708497790
Bump
Im down
Have you ever stopped to consider that she might indeed be lying and what you are seeing is guilt because she realizes now what she has done to him and there is no possible way back? Just a thought...
New FB Fap
bump
Which?
ITT we educate other anons with information we have learned from our own professions.
If you hold a microphone around the "top" of it, or "cup" it with your hand. You are a fucking tool bag.
Due to the laws of physics "Cup-ing" a microphone not only makes it sound bad, it also increases the chances of feedback.
cats are the single most cancerous animal on earth.
the sap of trees slows down around the summer solstice.
you can use a weedwacker upside down to edge grass.
guess my profession.
>>708497988
Cat fucker
>>708497988
Gardener?
s/fur
>>708488182
hey /b/, hows your sex life currently?
lets talk about your most recent nuts
>>708493464
Is that a cyst on the tongue? What the fuck?
>>708493587
it could be a tongue piercing with a rubber/plastic ball attached to it, but i`m not sure
>>708493464
I have a new gf, she fucking loves me, can't live without me, makes me feel like I am needed and useful...
...but she's boring as hell in bed. My last gf was nuts, hurt me everytime she fel like it, made me suffer and ended dumping me for some other guy, but boy did we have fun in bed. BDSM, cosplay, anal, deep throat, ass to mouth, wet kisses, you name it...
So now I'm living in that tense situation when you want to introduce your gf into kinky stuff but don't want her to be scared...
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