Alright /b/, it's been 5 years since I hooked up with this MILF, dubs tells me what to awkwardly text her through random text app since it's mothers day.
0 or 69 also count.
If post count reaches 69 and no winners, I will text her;
"Happy Mothers day, to a MILF who's still got it"
>>768487753
Trips or higher I post her number
>>768487753
i wouldnt admit that in public if i were you........there are beastiality laws.
>>768487914
I lay my sins bare my dude. We are merely players in a game meant to be lost
Celeb Thread Again
Which one?
In this thread post only 10/10 thicc ,slampigs and or braphogs.
>Braphog
Fucking D E G E N E R A T E
Hi I'm a grown adult who never got over my thumb-sucking faggot childhood and my weak body craves oral fixation of vapes and cigarettes when a cock or pacifier isn't within reach.
>>768483613
cool, good for you.
use a straw to drink water.
I'm sure people enjoy being around you and don't think you're an annoying cringelord
Drawthread
>>768480710
Requesting another Zone and Rubber Soul having some all over sex but they're more up close and personal, also two panels (they kiss in second panel) panels can be split up into two images
(Also maybe draw a little sad Pan in the background of first panel, maybe, you don't have to)
Requesting this sandslash hanged
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Degenerate Porno Thread
>Loli
>Straight Shota
>Gay Shota
>Incest
>Furry
>Ecchi
>Etc.
let's go
>>768483401
>>768483401
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>>768483445
What makes white women so attracted to black men? Is it only "the gift?"
>>768485406
What's with all the nigger shit threads today?
>>768485589
>What gift?
>>768485708
>oh look, i have a picture of a black dude with a big dick, so it must mean every single black male have it, muh dikk
Pitbull ylyl
>>768478441
ROFL XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNozxeXKld0
So, /b/?
D. The child who's strong enough to take it from the three.
>who would you give it to
Wait, it's currently my flute? Or have they appointed me as arbiter of their spat? Who currently owns the flute?
Cut the flute into three pieces and give them each one piece.
Storytime and advice.
My girlfriend hates my cat. Kitty has a thing where he usually "Suprise attacks" people and she hates it. She is probably allergic too, and keeps blabbering about how itchy he makes her. I think he is a lovely pet, but my girlfriends complaining is seriously starting to fucking get on my nerves. I get this seething hatred every time she opens her fucking mouth and talks shit about my cat. So I have decided to do some malicious compliance just so she can finally shut it. I want to kill my cat, and take some pictures of him so I can show
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Sick bastard. Fuck off you deranged cunt.
>>768481583
Keep the cat, lose the gf. And if you want to do away with your cat, find a new home for it. Don't be an asshole.
>>768481583
This is the start of her changing you. If she can't handle your cat, what else will she change about you down the line? Soon she'll be telling you who you can talk to, what websites you can browse. Keep the kitty, ditch the bitch. You found one, so you can find another, this time one who likes you AND your cat.