ITT post about times you were alpha
>slap friend's gf's ass in front of him
>jerked off in class while sitting between 2 5/10 girls and didn't get caught
>>769167987
>this is considered α
>>769169031
Tell me something you'd consider alpha
>>769167987
This is autistic, not alpha
dubs die instantly
>>769159671
Kill me.
>>769159858
Kill us all
>>769159671
rip
Who is the most fapped to celeb of the current generation?
>>769159881
no way
>>769159881
Neck beard sent this to my wife
She doesn’t even remember this kid
What happened to neck bears getting some rope and calling it a day
>>769165176
Chances are he browses /b/ lel
>Zachary
Parents new from birth he was gonna be a neckbeard.
Also, tell him to fuck off.
>>769165310
Oh yeah i could see that. He’s gotta be the worst case of Incel I’ve ever seen I didn’t think these people actually existed
Ugh /b/
>be on pain meds so its difficult to poop
>usually dont poop for a week then poop every other day and then repeat.
>eat a bunch of spicy wings over 2 days
>2 boxes of oatmeal cookies and some apples/greenbeans
>stomach upset all of sudden
>walking back n forth squatting outside while smoking a cigarette hoping i can shit
>normally i cant cus my asshole
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Btw theres solid turds underthere if you were wondering
>>769165139
take pics of your room
what is wrong with you OP?
>be 21
>regular guy, virgin
>meet girl, 19
>hit it off, shes really cute
>has similar values, smart, funny
>start dating
>it's going really well
>eventually we start talking about our pasts
>tell her i'm a virgin
>she is too
>but
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>>769164380
Never goes away anon sorry been this way for 3 years now
Grow up
>>769164528
How do you deal with it?
10/10 faces you'd nut on
>>769165955
She looks like one of those raped and then killed chicks. But still alive for some reason
>>769165955
THANK YOU MR. SKELETON.
>>769165955
I would take her out to that cabin where no one could hear her scream and spread her orifices open so wide I could watch her hear beating through her anus.
You smoke?
>>769165131
I smoke pussy, does that count?
>>769165131
I proudly vap
Ice, the drug of whites.
Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a dog explosion several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
what is a dog explosion
Dog explosion?
>>769168577
typo..god not dog
Rule 34 thread (bonus for the amazing world of gumball)
Feel free to pick something
1/3
>>769165947
2/3