Let's get a secrets thread going anons!
>>711672591
I fap to heavy makeup
I have been cheating on my wife for the last two years with 4 different women that I worked with at Cedar Point. Two of them are from Michigan and are bestfriends and two of them are from Oregon. They all know that I'm married (one of them is married also and another is engaged) and they all know about each other. I actually feel bad about it but I can't stop.
>>711672591
waiting on mom to finish showering so i can go get my spycam
I'm curious... What is the worst sexual experience you've had?
Example: Banged a whale, accidently farted during oral, etc.
>Lose virginity to a 6/10
>We make out in front seat of the car
>She recommends we get in the back seat
>She lays down on back seat.
>Whip out dick while she pulls up skirt and takes off panties
>Horrible smell fills the car
>She acts oblivious
>Smells like a rotting corpse
>Decides to put the...
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Banging hot chick with lube, skin kept making fart sounds, constant turn off we kept looking back at each other shrugging our shoulders and pushing on. 2 hours of lame sex later I fakes an orgasm on her face. it worked. she went home
>banging this teen
>big booty
>tiny waist
>im hittinf it from the back and get wiff of ass
>she didnt wipe
>latex smell mixed with ass
>cant stop my self from sniffing it.. like watching a teain rekt
>i use my willpower to cum as fast as possible
> that was the first time I ever had sex for under...
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Trips decides my daughters first name
>>711676655
hillary.
Kevin
warf
Let's start Porn/Sexy Cosplayer thread!
Shota Bread anyone?
>>711670326
Anyone here from last night?
>>711670424
>>711670494
Cringey shit you used to do.
I'll start with two:
>played sonic adventure and watched sonic x when I was younger
>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
>did this for about 2 years
>everyone laughed at me for it
>gangnam style became popular during freshman year of high school
>friend would turn the song on
>we'd
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bumpo
>>711662948
>>started running like sonic with my hands behind my back at PE
I did this too, but only when playing outside in recess with my "imagination". I ran like normal in PE.
Emmerson?
>>711658524
fuck off
I love you ma
:(
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Tinder is dead, /b/. Alternatives?
>>711666740
Things ugly ppl say
>>711666740
really? How so?
>>711666740
a bar
Kein Deutschfaden?
Deutschfaden!
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
>Lest ihr viel?
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
>Wir war das Wochenende?
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
>Wann das letzte mal Sex gehabt?
Meddl
>>711670899
Fragen:
>Wie alt?
19
>Lest ihr viel?
An sich ja, aber keine Bücher
>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
Geht schon. Letzte Woche war frei und idesen MIttwoch ja schon wieder
>Wir war das Wochenende?
Samstag Wettkampf und Abends feiern. Sonntag gemütlich mit gf.
>Wann das letzte mal richtig dicht gewesen?
So vor nem Monat. War ein...
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>>711670899
>>Wie alt?
32
>>Lest ihr viel?
95% comics und mangas. das letzte unbebilderte buch ist schon ne weile her
>>Montag - wie (de)motiviert seid ihr?
10/10
>>Wir war das Wochenende?
rückenschmerzen > nackenschmerzen > burger essen > kopfschmerzen > sauerbraten essen > keine schmerzen mehr.
>rückenzerrung letzte woche
...
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ITT: We gather ideas on how to tell the world that there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester. It's time.
>How easy is it to get interviewed by a reputable magazine?
>Would they just twist shit around to make the pedo look bad?
>>711660291
>there's a big difference between a pedo and a child-molester.
>>711660972
Pedos love children
Molesters molest/rape children
Simple
Post ideas, faggots