Waifu claiming thread
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The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
Get memed on mods
Lets see everyones Ex's!
>>711735211
>>711735293
I'll post as much as I can c;
My psycho girlfriend put a fucking safety razor blade in my fleshlight.
She put it all the way in, at the very bottom and positioned it so that I would cut the head of my dick in half. I honestly don't know want to do. I'm afraid that if I go to the hospital, my girlfriend will get into trouble. It will be difficult to explain. We have a kid together.
The head of my penis is currently cut in half. It's not bleeding as much any more. If I don't go to the hospital, I'll be deformed for life. If I go the hospital, my child's mother
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holy shit google searched this image and nothing found.
Get your ass to the fucking hospital man.
Now.
>>711747048
use duct tape, im just kidding GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING CUCK TO HELL WITH YOUR BITCH AND HER FUCKING KID WAKE UP
>>711747048
Go to the hospital and don't press charges, say it was an accident or something?
s/fur
moon so niiice
And another one rule34 thread
Wow that last one filled up fast.
Aww shite its happening
>inb4 caption
Lol @ Keemstar calling the cops.
anyone have the photo?
>>711735112
I have no sides, but I must kek.
Went out bought some rope and tied a noose. I plan on hanging myself since every fucking girl finds it fucking creepy that i have a foot fetish. Wanna give me a few laughs before i die.
dont do it. joint fet life bro
That's an awful noose
>>711740795
looks like some meme rope
get some nice quality stuff from hardware store.
fb fap thread cont.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OSX2z4MWvg
>>711747962
you just took that from photbucket lol
If you don't reply to this post a parasite will crawl into your urethra while you sleep and find a new home in your scrotum where it'll eat away at your testicle and take over its functions.
You'll be driven into a state of constant horniness unable to get the idea of fucking out of your head until you blow "your" load, passing the parasite's eggs into your lovers, and even then it'll only be a temporary relief. Soon the parasite will make you fuck more and more people as you become a slave to the parasite.
Jokes on you ill serve that mother fucking paprasite
>no gf
69 chooses my steam profile picture