is it too early for a cocksucking thread?
wtf op waking up to a blowjob is literally one of my dreams that I've been to shy to ask for.
Never early enough.
Keep me company while I swallow 72 325mg regular strength aspirin
>>711907615
why op
Don't do it, dickweed.
>inb4 3 aleve
So I have these shitty neighbors they've only been living there for 4 days. Dirty cunts keep getting their dogs to shit in my yard, flicking cigarette butts on my driveway and yard and pissing through the fence onto my property. I hadn't even met them let alone had the chance to piss them off until today. Talked to one of them this afternoon and bought up the cigarette butts and strong piss smell and his response was "where am I supposed to piss then cunt?"
And
"Those butts aren't all mine"
Seems I'm not going to get anywhere
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>>711903859
Oh oh I know
The police
>>711903976
Pretty much. Fuck litter bugs.
1) get helium tanks, many
2) break into his house and tape the windows / doors etc
3) fill house with helium. lots of it. all of it
4) put a lot of benzin in one of the rooms, pref. not bathroom. maybe bedroom. spill that shit everywhere
5) take a wii mote and a wii inside his house and remove the chipset where the graphics card is on
6) wait until they come home and switch on wii with controller
7) ?????????
8) profit.
asian thread cont
>>711903699
got more?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711882463>>711892594
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion
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Yeah I done goofed
>>711892788
Stuttering mask waifu is here
>Claiming best girl
>>711892158
Nah, man. I'm pretty happy not being mixed up with shitty meme websites, besides 4chan.
Nano is a close second for me, tbh. Too bad no one here claims her.
Spanish is a pretty useful language in the states with all of the ayy lmao's getting all up in our shit.
>>711892072
Hey there Tali.
How goes it?
>>711892995
Go to the bad OP corner.
Deutschfaden am Morgen
Fragen
1. Seid ihr cool?
2. Lieblingsessen?
3. Lieblingstrinken?
4. Lieblingswixxvorlage?
>>711900698
und DEUS VULT!
Ist anyone frei am 12:45?
Ich brauche helfen am Deutsch, meine mid-term abhängst on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
Edge thread.
Post, and say anything edgy. Let it all out, anon.
>>711904272
>>711904272
dog meat is good. sadly you cant buy it in western countries. But there are enough animal rights activists that care for street dogs who are happy if you promise them to take care of dogs. got me 5 dogs this already from different towns (at least 200km away) and they were really good. Only the bleeding when butchering them is a little mess.
>>711904272
Muh waifu
/nzg/ New Zealand General
Breaking News edition "Tornado hits Kapiti Coast"
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a rticle.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749456
Why are IDs even gone?
>>711898562
because you touch yourself at night.
>>711898082
10/10 tits thread
those fuckers are already sagging. she's also fat or pushing her stomach out to make herself look fat. either way it's too intrusive.
8/5/10
Wife's are 10/10 for me
>>711900884
Another shot of them
New Pics you've saved/shouldn't share/want more of/want spread thread
can i have her face?