Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712194721
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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Again. Spooder claimed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Just got out of shower, feeling super depressed. Story/Feels thread.
>Be me
>20, living in college dorm
>got single dorm cause lucky bastard
>2 am
>decide to order pizza
>call up dominoes, order a pie
>delivery guy knocks on door
Usually I just opened the door and shoved the money in their face but this time was different
>it's
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Continue please!
>>712211349
inb4 shit ending
>>712211349
Faster
Post the weirdest shit you've got /b/
>>712215513
YLYL YOU LAUGH YOU DIE EDITION. Your mom will die tonight poster's mom will die tonight if posted.
And everyone in this thread is immune*
no bananas either.
s/fur
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice!
Are y-you ready for your weekly dose of good food, psychological advice, and sexy legs?
Because boy have I got a thread for you!
>>712219830
Kill yourself
Good evening, Anonymous! How was your week?
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior
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Hi Reimu, I love you!
>if you're 25 years old, you're "old" and most hot girls will not want to fuck you
How accurate is this?
Not accurate, assuming you're healthy and in shape
lie ABOUT YOUR AGE
DONE
Pretty accurate.
REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
fuck it why not
yeah ok
>>712217851
Draw Thread - Smug
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
I'll draw some stuff.
Requesting her,in not chibi form in just her hat and collar sucking a big dick between her boobs