*stands above you* OwO
does my cubby sense detect a cub thread?
>>768682897
WOW IS THIS ANOTHER FAGGOT THREAD?
girls you've fucked
>>768683364
None, I fuck women.
>>768683463
thats pretty gay bro
ITT we all act like proper gentlemen until somebody gets trips.
Jolly good
Jolly good!
>>768689977
Your double trips impress me greatly good sir.
>3:00am
>watching some based icarly like I usually do
>also playing minecraft xbox edition
>get distracted from building my poo poo pee pee themed city in creative mode by miranda cosgroves qtness
>pull out my weenie and start masturbating
>imagine what she looked like as a toddler while im doing this
>its too much for me
>realize
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Who is this thread for? People that read your retarded ass story and go “ok”? Get the fuck out of here you stupid ass faggot
>enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly
>bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my shit jug and start looking for a job
>start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door
> when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and take a big fat shit in it
>"Now take me to Wendy's to get some tendies or I'll fucking kill myself."
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>>768676146
It's for the triggered
Is there any love here for chubby/fat crossdressers/traps/sissies? I can't get enough of them.
>>768685915
i hate them
worst kinda shit. lose weight or fuck off
>>768686211
I think theyre cute.
More to hold onto while fucking.
>>768685915
As long as they're not too fat I don't mind a little jiggle, especially if that rump is plump.
Drumpf hate thread
You just hate Trump because your parents do. Move out of their basement and have an original thought
Fuck Trump he is just a Cheeto he will make USA bankrupt and he will be impeached and uh...... RUSSIA BOUGHT ADS ON FB YOU GUYS!!!
>>768683165
faggot
> be 17
> snort Meth
> 1.5 grams because why not
> have a party in my place everything is good
> go out for a smoke
> panic.webm
> pace to a nearby woods
> hide
> fear that someone is trying to kill me
> shit myself
> piss myself
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>>768683757
>1.5 grams
i am amazed you still live bud
>16 yo
>just moved schools
>this new one is ultra strict boarding school
>i dont get along with anyone
>decide to buy some mdma
>10 pills
>sunday, take one
>ascend to godhood...
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nice
>never used anything but weed
>life has always been good to me
>the end
>>768684829
Just buy a shit ton and never stop taking them
Lizzy thread. Looking for op. There’s more of this girl, and I want to see more of her. She was posted in an on off recently. The red head’s name is Audrey.
Can we get this thread bumping
It would be a shame to let her content die...
why are trump supporters so retarded?
She lost, get over it
rural and suburban retards should dump the electoral process so the big cities can in their greater and more liberal wisdom fix every government problem with more government.
>>768686926
Because they are cis white male
The NRA is (Not) a terrorist organization.
No shit, they're just lobbyists for gun manufacturers, and they've convinced half-retarded rednecks with a 7th grade education that they somehow support hunters.
>>768683014
Lobbying is bad because?
>>768682921
good for you that you slightly changed the copypasta