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"Does that look like an 'H' to you?" edition
What is the #pizzagate about???
No one can fathom that Hillary is only wrong politically. She must also be a criminal. But what crime? Benghazi didn't pan out, and the security clearance email stuff didn't pan out, so now we've all moved on to "what if the emails are actually code words, and everyone in Hillary's inner circle is a child molester"
>>713407705
/thread
>>713407705
Stfu faggot. Take your subliminal pro shillary shit and shove it
fb/insta fap pt.2
hey /b/rothers. i need your help
long story short. how should i dump my cheating whore of a girlfriend
when i spent time with her during thanksgiving she was always on her phone and had it titled away from me(like bitch how obvious are you), so at night i took her phone while she was asleep, guess what all messages were deleted.okay. so i hooked up the imessaging to my ipad, so i would get all the texts she sent and got.
turns out shes a cheating whore, and fucked a guy after i left.
im thinking about saying hey i know you liked being fucked, so
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>>713407647
Trying to post photos non ducked up
Post her nudes. Spread ass cheeks first
>>713407647
Fuck her best friend, while fucking doggystyle take a pic and send to her saying, we're done
fastest way to get skinny
stop eating
>>713406565
Dont eat
stop eating
Ye olde Chubbye Threadde
>>713412519
is she blind?
s/fur often in the quiet
>tfw you've lurked for years and never contributed
>pic related
Shove each stick up your ass individually. Then pull themy out and suck the chocolate off.
>>713410964
keep the four pieces together and just take a bite off the hole thing
>>713410964
Pour gasoline on it, then burn it. Film and upload with timestamp
You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you /b/?
>>713413077
>13077
i don't even
>>713413077
rolololo
>>713413077
/b/ump
Everyone who replies to this thread will be visited by a succubus tonight.
eh, why the fuck not?
>>713410783
Those who idolize the material world are doomed to remain in it after death. Once we let go of our animalistic passions and primal fears, we become free. Free from the prison of this world.
This is why Satanism is truly evil; it encourages you to embrace your primal instincts; it keep you trapped in this world. We need to finally brake free and tell ourselves that we're better than that and attain enlightenment.
Oh yes yes indeed yes very nice