Need to write an speech for my English class, can be whatever topic i want.
What topic should i choose?
The political and social influences of the potato throughout history.
White oppression.
bumpo
I think I fucked up with a qt /b/ is there a proper way to ask for a girl's number? I missed the chance to ask for it today because im a cowardly faggot who was afraid of being put off
>be me
>gotta renew driver's license
>need to get a doctor's note saying im fit to drive
>go to a doctor next to the license issuers
>super qt 9/10 doctor opens
>she performs the exam
>I pass it but she accidentally wrote me as unfit, so she says we need to wait like 15 minutes before the system lets her correct the record.
>she starts smalltalk during this time
>tells me she is 24
>im 22 so thats cool
>she just graduated. literally her frst day at the job
>shes very nervous
>I tell her I also study medicine so we start a convo on that but im still a shy autistic faggot
>really think about asking for her number but I dont wanna feel like a creep
>she asks me for my number for the doctor's files
>she literally asks me to repeat it like 5 times because "its not registering" or "she just forgot it"
>tempted to ask for hers
>spaghetti all over the table
>"ok anon your note is done, all good!"
>"t-thanks doctor, g-goodbye!"
>"good bye anon and good luck with medschool :)"
>tfw i'll never see her again
did I fucked up? what should I have done?
>>714275438
I'd say you fucked up. It somewhat sounds as if she was actually trying to make you ask for it. I would have jokingly told her something like "you're trying to keep it for yourself arent you?" When she was failing to register the number, and probe her reaction.
>>714275438
>itt autistic op cant tell clear signs of interest from the opposite sex. Wonders why he is still a virgin
Stop the fucking presses right now.
Being honest though is it really that hard?
>>714275438
I think you did good, not to ask for her number.
Not every girl wants to be flirted with, and she is a doctor during work hours at a (guessing) shitty job. She was talkative because it was her first day and so she hasn't been "soured" also a lot of doctors are nice people, naturally. So dont interpret her actions and interest. Asking for her number would have been very rude IMO
Dudes of /b/, how do you react to a man who just pissed himself in a car wreck?
just let it go
I'd tell him that that's all it takes to sue.
If they make you piss your pants because of the accident, technically they have harmed your body and you can press charges.
making sure someone's okay/calling EMTs > giving a shit about someone pissing themselves
Can we have a Shota Fucks loli thread? Also Momson?
>>714274264
No..
No we cant.
Rules says you need to atheist bring 10 pictures yourself before kickstarting a thread like this.
>>714274264
there used to be a really good le reddit page about loli and shota, until it got banned cuz sjws being shit
>>714275058
i think if you go to voat.co theres a page there for similar stuff
Brazilian
Visiting Uruguay this summer
Any tips?
Im from Uruguay, what are you looking for here?
>>714274146
Montevideo, for one week.
I'm looking for the underground stuff
>>714274146
good weed too
I know people post these a million times a day but what's the least painful way to kill yourself? I have cold and sinus, extra strength acetophenon, muscle relaxers with acetophenon and methocrabonal...
Bump
I'm not a cry baby looking for attention I'm ready to fucking do this... What's the least painful way I've heard death by Tylenol overdose is extremely painful
>>714269724
buy 3 boxes of dulcolax and pop them all, trust me you'll get quick results OP
Last four digits is your viking name.
Roll, draw and post niggas
>>714270324
here we go
testing 123
>>714271829
touch her butt
>>714272274
I will spread up her legs, then eat her pussy until she gets wet enough to put my cock inside her
>>714272275
you from san jose?
WWYD pt. 4
>>714276444
Where my bro with Tess?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team,
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