Mahlzeit Deutschland Faden
- MME - Mittäglich Möpse Edition -
Hier die Fragen zum Warmwerden:
1. Wie geht es dir?
2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
4. welche Kondome hast du genutzt und welche davon kannst du empfehlen und welche überhaupt nicht?
5. Was ist der beste Ort für einen sexlastigen Urlaub mit der Freundin/ dem Freund?
>>768746410
>1. Wie geht es dir?
Geht so. Man ist halt keine zwanzig mehr...
>2. Würdest du dir wieder mehr Deutschlandfäden wünschen?
Ja, ohne ist es etwas langweilig in /b/
>3. Was ist dein Beruf, und bist du damit zufrieden? Wenn nein, was stört dich?
Verwaltungsbeamter. Bin nicht zufrieden. Ich habe zwar mehr als genug zu tun, aber die Aufgaben sind trotz ihres Anspruchs oft sehr monoton. Und die Bezahlung...
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>>768746410
hab morgen meine jägerprüfung und kack mich hier fast ein.
>>768747035
>jägerprüfung
Geil. Und viel Glück und Weidmannsheil! Willst du wirklich jagen, oder geht es dir nur um die ganzen knarren, die du dir dann kaufen kannst?
Why do you still have a dog in 2018 /b/?
>they are loud as shit
>literally bark for no reason most of the time
>they smell like shit aka you have to bathe them
>they are really dumb so you have to teach them how to behave
>aggressive and violent
>cant even walk by themself so they have to wear a leash
you're a degenerate if you have a dog.
4chan just reached new low.. hating on dog? You either you are a troll or brain-damaged. Whatever it is just fuck off
>>768759431
You do realize you're describing my ex gf, don't you?
>they don't judge you if you have no friends
>they don't care you haven't showered in weeks, thus helping eat your dick cheese
pics you SHOULD share cont. part 1283942
Another dumb porn thread, huh?
>>768762698
Good start man
For any random reason, you can change ONE thing on the entire universe.
What you change will be infinite and can never be changed again.
There is no limitation to the change you can make. Opo a pizza or destroy the universe are both possible.
What would you do?
>>768757388
Make an infinite source of energy to eliminate entropy.
To know what its like to feel happiness.
The order of the food chain.
This is what a real attractive woman looks like ,why does the media keep trying to push sticc chicks on us?
>>768757592
Because Muh Fashion Industry.
>>768757592
Well she's in the kitchen
>>768757592
Shes fat tho
When Starbucks employee says you can't use the bathroom because a homeless minority has been passed out in there for the last 6 hours
>>768757418
Shit is crazy
typical nigger shit
Upskirts. Upskirts, upskirts
What's your stance on the universe anon?
Do you think we are here because of a higher power? Or do you think otherwise
Please share
>>768754834
>Do you think we are here because of a higher power?
Yes, this.Especially because of stuff like the Golden Ratio.
Define "higher power". A stellar object is certainly a "higher power" than I am.. so yes, I'd say we are here because of a "higher power". If we're talking about some mystical fairy floating in the sky sending his "son" to die for us and all that shit.. no. Mythology is mythology no matter the region of the world it comes from.
>>768754960
Pretty much this. We are star stuff, but there's no reason to believe in gods.
if you could have one girl sit on your face for an hour who would it be?
>>768756784
All day...
>>768756860
oh boy here we go
Post your girl's ass
>>768756569
fuck off cuck