I have been browsing /b/ for two years now.
And i have finally worked up enough courage to post a picture of myself.
I have two questions that have really been bothering me.
Am i ugly ?
and
How come no one likes me?
>>768797362
bc ur a fat 12 yr old boy
You're not ugly, maybe you're a bitch?
Either way 2 years is long enough to know the rules. Tits or gtfo
>>768797637
/thread
Dubs tells me what to say
Context: shes the college whore
>>768805692
well seeing as you're a complete faggot for being op, not much. If you weren't a fag you go over and fuck her.
Will you show me your bobs and vagene?
New phone. Who dis?
/b/ sucks today.
Bored... rolling
>>768803360
rolling
>>768803360
Then go to reddit faggot
quit spamming the board
If you roll a bunch of soup around for long enough, it eventually turns into a monkey. And if you roll monkeys around for long enough, they eventually merge into a human.
Just like the way your iPod is made by randomly rolling sand and metal around in a bucket.
Right, atheists?
OP you must have time travelled forward 4 years. This is 2018
This shit isn't funny anymore
>>768801063
Here comes the insecure Christian again.
>>768801677
I agree, it's not funny at all. It's depressing how people can make themselves believe that their cellphones just happened randomly in their pockets from the random movement of their car keys and lint.
Petite sluts
>>768803677
>>768804304
Fuckkk
OP HAS BEEN REPORTED PLEASE BAN enjoy your ban OP
Milf thread
>>768797458
That looks like a really dirty start to a boudoir set! Please keep going!
I think my 14 year old son is gay. Anyone know if gay conversion camps still exist? and if so, where to find them? I’ve yet to find shit on the internet. Money isn’t really an issue for me. I live in Florida, but I’d be willing to send him anywhere to get him the help he needs.
You're a fucking idiot. Also, why not ask him first?
>>768795117
Kys
boutta go jack off, gimme rules about how i should do it/what i should get off to
(pic related is me lmao)
>>768796098
You know the rules
Kys while recording it, then fap to it
>>768796231
educate me
When did trap threads become a thing on 4chan? Can one of you oldfags tell us a brief history of how thins went down on /b/ throughout all these years?
>>768800184
Traps aren't gay if you watch trap porn where traps fuck chicks. That makes it less gay than regular porn Because there are to sets of tits.
But if you just look at traps and traps fucking traps than you're just a homosex.
>mid 2000s
>"heh heh heh, I'm going to troll these faggots into fapping to a dude"
>finds a hot passable shemale pic on some porn site
>crops out the dick and posts it
>anons like it
>reveals the dick
>"oh shit we're faggots"
>lulz were had
>this type of trolling...
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>>768800650
Now give me a brief history of 16th century china
Post pics to help me edge
>Longest you've edged?
>Post what helped
>>768799144
water dish is dangerously close to power strip