Drinking watching gf play stardew. Dubs decides
invite me to her world
>>768979756
Crack and egg over her head
wet willy
Incest stories?
nah bro...
I'm sure someone's made a better version of this but I only have pieces
Roll away
rolling
ROLL
>2018
>Still doesn't own a gaming PC
Explain yourselves poorfags and console peasants. ;)
Pic related is my new 1050 I just bought for my gaming rig, let me dumb it down for you dumb console retards.
This is a GTX 1050ti, yes you heard righ a GTX 1050 MOTHAFUCKA. Honestly it's a top of the range graphics card (about 100x more powerful than your shitty xbox graphics cards)
Soon I am going SLI this card with a 1070ti and overclock them both to get about 20GB VRAM.
Check
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>>768974631
>new
>1050ti
>top range card
>SLI with 1070ti
>AMD
lol shouldve just stuck to console gaming, bad bait
>>768974631
South Africa?
FB / IG cont
W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Your once a w-week show detailing h-how to get out of your basement and c-cook a real meal without h-help from your mommy!
This w-week is a little different though, it's j-just a sweet treat from you to me for m-my birthday. Because the one t-thing I want to do on m-my birthday is s-spend it with you, Anonymous~
So come have a slice of cake and some comfy feels, won't you?
first
>>768979234
Hi Alice.
Welcome back.
Been looking forward to some quality OC.
A bump from everyone's favorite CC, let's see what's cooking tonight!
On/off /b/itches
help me /b/
>volunteering at suicide hotline
>been doing it for almost 4 years now
>most of the time just 12 year olds calling because they failed some test and parents yelled at them
>today a guy calls
>"hi, is this suicide hotline?"
>very calm voice, something's wrong
>usually false positives are very emotional and you only have to calm
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>>768972993
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and I was fucking retarded enough not to hang up
>20 minutes later i hear some noise
>emergency services and the guy's mother burst into the room
>"OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
>"NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO"
>yelling and throwing things around starts
>I think doctors are trying...
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Everything is ephemeral.
You’re merely experiencing a shock, a test of character.
An event has occurred and it has now passed you by.
>>768973017
>>768972993
you did your best, dont blame yourself OP.
You were his most important person the last seconds of his life... you helped him, in a wierd way to feel emotions and reason the last moments of his life. be proud.
This is America.
>>768972478
This is Mexico.
>>768972478
Hi, America. You're fat. And you probably have a small penis, which makes you angry, doesn't it? Makes you want to get guns, huh? Makes you want to kill...
>>768972562
Too edgy.. you must be a on a FBI watchlist now.
INT: Memes you absolutely fucking hate.
>>768971949
I hate that fucking Ugandan knuckles meme. Its overrated and the definition of cringe.
Ugandan Knuckles
Spurdo sparde